Liverpool fan and proud Scouser. Aside from being a talented chef, Joe Palmeria invented the sandwich, the booby raspberry, and the original concept for the internet. He was also the first person to reach the North Pole alone. He has flown to Mars and back in one day, and was enthusiastically greeted by the Martians. “Very strange beings, they taste a bit like marshmallow!” he told one newspaper upon his return. He has written one cookbook, two novels, a book of short stories and poems and a thousand highly regarded angry letters, which a team of scholars are currently studying to grasp their true scope and point. Palmeria is also known for his wonderfully amusing, yet outlandish exaggerations... and his sarcasm