My Dad is an accountant. But not in any NORMAL sense of the word. He is wise, reflective, and endearing. He has a "theory" for about everything. He is a patient man, and we were rarely in trouble; mostly because we knew and understood his fundamental parental mission expressed often, "I Refuse to Raise Ungrateful Children!" We just did not want to disappoint him. If you do not have a father filled with wit and wisdom, I am happy to share mine with you. Enjoy!