What they said about the first edition . . .

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"All those things that we know and love about Christmas are here reduced by the turgid rumblings of this inconsequential Irish artist. Apart from that it is quite a good read because there are so few words in it." Lucinda Breathnach, West Cork Gazette

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"A sharply critical masterpiece adopting a blunt approach to a subject crying out for urgent review. Delivered in whispered prose a poetically dichotomous polyphony of discursively contrapuntal polemic." Seamas MacPraline, Adrigole and District Ovine Herder

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"The critic is dead . . . Long Live The Critic"

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Since no real live critic will ever look at the book I made some criticisms up for fun!

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