When a boy gets a new Commando Man action figure as a gift, he does what any grateful, sensible, responsible young man would do:
He hides it in the couch cushions.
After all, to open the box is to practically invite misfortune. Commando Man might get stolen, get destroyed, or get lost!
With a powerful imagination, the boy explains to his sister everything that could go wrong, from nefarious toy collectors to hungry jaguars to pilfering pirates. He seems doomed to a life of responsibly never playing with his toy at all, when his sister has another "What If?" question to ask.